Kurtis, also known as “KP”, is the LEG founder and Commissioner. He’s the one responsible for bringing this crew of flunkies together, and for all the dumb shenanigans that occur.

KP is one of the most accurate players in the league, claiming the top spot in the category during the 2017 season and taking home the LEG All-Star Accuracy Challenge title during the 2017 All-Star Weekend.

KP enters the third season of LEG still chasing the elusive LEG Championship Trophy. In the 2017 Postseason Tournament he almost drank a sweet IPA from The Cup when “Jesse and the Rippers” (partnered with Barker), came up just short to “The Meat Hammers” in the championship match.

KP is regularly near the top of the standings, but, to date, JG and Nick Winkler have stood in the way of his title chase.

With JG in Austin, Texas and Winkler’s mental game in question due to the birth of twin boys, it would appear this is KP’s year. But the depth of talent in the league continues to expand. Can he get over the hump in 2018, or is he the Buffalo Bills of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?

Awards:
2024 Preseason Kick-Off All-Tournament Team
2023 LEG MVP
2023 Postseason All-Tournament Team (MVP)
2023 Preseason Kick-Off All-Tournament Team
2022 Postseason All-Tournament Team
2019 LEG MVP
2019 Postseason All-Tournament Team (MVP)
2018 Postseason All-Tournament Team
2018 Preseason Kick-Off All-Tournament Team
2017 Postseason All-Tournament Team
2017 LEG All-Star Accuracy Challenge Champion
2016 Postseason All-Tournament Team

Tournament Accomplishments:
2024 Preseason Kick-Off Runner-up – “No Mercy”
2023 Postseason Champion – “Nudie Magazine Day”
2023 Preseason Kick-Off Runner-Up – “Edith Puthie”
2022 Postseason Runner-Up – “Erotic City”
2022 Singles Tournament Runner-Up
2021 Singles Tournament Champion
2020 Singles Tournament Champion
2019 Postseason Champion – “The Butt Plugs”
2018 Postseason Runner-Up – “The Comeback Kids”
2018 Preseason Kick-Off Runner-Up – “Michigan Moose Knuckles”
2017 Postseason Runner-Up – “Jesse and the Rippers”