Month: August 2018

2018 Week 11 Recap

CLAWSON, MICHIGAN – Every time Coach Mike hosts cornhole, it’s pure fire. From me waking up on Barker’s couch hungover and needing to walk back to Coach’s house to get my car Friday morning, to JV posing and playing topless (more on that later), things are always entertaining.

Week 11 was no different. Eight players arrived in Clawson, like kids on Christmas morning, eager to unwrap the glorious presents at Coach Mike’s house.

This week’s present was unbelievable talent on display – 5 of the 8 players registered a KPM above 10, including 4 players above 12. Traditional weekly recaps would include a summary from the Game of the Night, but this week’s recap will focus on the Week of the Year since the collective performance was the best we’ve seen in 2018.

Joe – His KPM may have only been 5.3, but in Game 5 he partnered with Adam to pull off a big upset of Barker and Coach Mike, and it wasn’t close – 21-9. Joe went head-to-head with Coach, and outscored him 24-18, including the kill shot in the 11th round. Adam had just finished upping the lead to 18-9 and Joe stepped in to finish things off. He drained a cornhole and knocked two more bags on the board on his way to outscoring Coach Mike 5-0, giving his team the 21-9 victory. In Game 7 Joey Buckets and Jack faced off against Preseason Kick-Off Champions, JV and Barker. The Champs were heavy favorites, but Joe held his own against JV, losing 24-18 in gross points for the match, helping keep his team in the game. Ultimately they lost 21-14, which was much closer than predicted. Joe finished the night 1-3, with a 5.3 KPM, 35% shooting and 1.8 gross points per round.

Jack – Making his 2018 debut after returning from a one-year Polish hiatus, Jack came out of the gates firing for a 10 KPM. He faced some tremendously tough head-to-head match-ups on this night, and represented himself well. Highlights include:

  • Game 1 – outscored Coach Mike, 16-11
  • Game 2 – outscored by Justin, 38-34, an impressive performance considering Justin finished the night at 12.2 KPM
  • Game 7 – outscored by Barker, 35-32, and Barker finished the night at 13.4 KPM on 76% shooting
  • Recorded 4 footsnags in his first night back in the league

For the night, Jack fell short of his 10 KPM goal, finishing at 8.3 KPM. He was very accurate after more than one year away from the game, hitting on 52% of his shots. Jack’s biggest downfall was not making cornholes at a high enough rate (only 0.37 cornholes per round). He also battled moments of inconsistency, which is understandable given the long layoff. The highlights above prove Jack is capable of playing with anyone in the league when he gets out of his head and lets muscle memory take over.

Jack finished the night 2-5 with an 8.3 KPM, 52% shooting and 2.8 gross points per round. He ended the night with two tough losses, which prevented him from having a winning record:

  • 21-18 to JV and Barker when partnering with Justin (Jack and Justin rallied from a 16-7 deficit to claim a late 18-17 lead before losing the match)
  • 21-18 to JV and Justin when partnering with Adam (Jack and Adam held an 18-17 lead, but once again couldn’t close the match, losing 21-18)

Coach Mike – It took Coach a while to get the back-handed taint tickler going. Through his first four games, Coach averaged only 16.5 gross points per game, translating to an unusually low 1.9 gross points per round. Not surprisingly he went 0-4 in those games, the closest of which was 21-10. However, in his fifth game of the night (Game 11), he partnered with KP to duel Barker and Adam. Coach tickled taints all game, averaging 3.9 gross points per round while battling Barker, and kept his team in the game by damn-near drawing even with Barker, losing only 37-31 in head-to-head gross points. Barker slammed a 10-point round on Coach, winning that round 10-1. Excluding that round, Coach outscored Barker 30-27 during the rest of the match. He and KP earned an impressive 21-16 victory over Barker and Adam, giving Coach his first win of the night.

Two games later (Game 13), Coach hooked up with KP in a showdown with Barker and JV. Coach and KP pounced on the Champs early, 10-2 after three rounds, thanks to Coach contributing 6 of those points by outscoring JV 13-7 during that period. The Champs responded with a crushing 16-1 run to take an 18-11 lead late in the match. On the ropes and needing a spark, Coach and KP slowly chipped away at their deficit, closing it to 20-16. In the end, they didn’t have enough to come all the way back, losing 21-16. However, Coach matched JV punch for punch, losing only 39-37 in head-to-head gross points. He averaged 3.6 gross points per round in this game until the final three rounds, which is when he went cold and scored only 1 gross point during that stretch. That cold streak hurt his team’s attempt to walk away with a win, but Coach played well enough to feel good about how he ended the night.

After an 0-4 start, Coach finished the night 1-5 with a 7.5 KPM, 39% shooting (unusually low for him) and 2.4 gross points per round.

JV – After week 5, JV decided to change his toss from his traditional bowling form to a stationary lower body. He hoped this would improve consistency because since winning the Preseason Kick-Off he had struggled mightily through week 5. In week 11, JV recorded a 10.8 KPM, his third KPM above 10 in four appearances since changing his toss. Clearly, he’s started to figure things out, which is just in time as the Postseason Tournament approaches.

He lost his first match of the night, then reeled off four straight victories in dominating fashion, with three of the four wins by double digits. JV finished the night 7-2, easily the best record of the evening, and was in the Labatt Light zone. He scored 3.5 gross points per round, shot 58%, dropped 0.61 cornholes per round, and even posed topless…SEVERAL times…the best of which was when he was so cocky going head-to-head against Joe, he was convinced he could play with his shirt over his face and still kick everyone’s ass (which may have been true).

JV’s game is on an upward trend, and yet he still finds himself at #10 in the Power Rankings with a 9.8 cumulative KPM. He’s a force to be reckoned with during the last month of the season.

Justin – Wow. Justin was a STUD this week. He posted a 12-point round and two additional 10-point rounds this week, and earned the week 11 Mushroom Stamp Moment (“MSM”). In Game 8 he partnered with KP to contest JV and Adam. With his team down 17-8, Justin went H.A.M. averaging 6.3 gross points per round over the last 3 frames to bring his team all the way back to win 21-18. His MSM occurred in the final frame when he crushed Adam 8-3 to close the game 21-18. Justin outscored Adam 19-10 during those final three frames.

Justin’s 12-point round was against JV (won the round 12-6), as were both of his 10-point rounds (won the rounds 10-6 and 10-3, respectively). Poor JV, victim to Justin’s dominating hot streak. His dominance, however, extended beyond these three big rounds and the MSM. He shot 60%, averaged 0.77 cornholes per round and 3.9 gross points per round on his way to a 12.2 KPM. He was on fire all night, finished with a 4-3 record, and outscored all of his head-to-head opponents except KP (narrowly lost 42-36), including:

  • 32-21 over Adam
  • 66-59 over JV
  • 106-85 over Jack

Justin sits at #7 in the Power Rankings with a 10.3 cumulative KPM. He’s having an excellent rookie campaign and one of the top contenders for 2018 Rookie of the Year.

Adam – The Pizza Tosser can make cornholes. Adam’s A-Game is as good as anyone in the league, and tonight he proved it. He averaged an incredible 0.85 cornholes per round, which powered him to a 12.4 KPM. Adam was excellent all night, but what is most impressive is that he won his cumulative head-to-head battles with the Preseason Kick-Off Champs, JV and Barker. He outscored JV 54-49 for the night, and got the best of Barker, 54-46.

Adam finished the night 3-4 overall, but he clinched the victory in two of his three wins. Additionally, Adam posted a 10-point round, a crushing 10-0 advantage over Coach Mike in the fourth round of Game 9, which helped his team to a 21-7 win.

When talking about Adam, we can’t forget to mention footsnags. He has been the league leader all season, and tonight he recorded 8 footsnags, including FIVE in one game (Game 5). This guy is unbelievable, and after narrowly losing out on the 2017 footsnag title (JV edged, 35-34) he has been on a mission to claim the 2018 crown. Thus far, he’s posted 43 for the year with the next closest player at 22 (Erik). It’s safe to say that Adam is the footsnag champ this year, and one of the top all-around players in the league. He sits at #5 in the Power Rankings with a 10.9 cumulative KPM.

Barker – This guy is great. He always plays his best against the best, and tonight was no different. When 5 of the 8 players were above 10 KPM, of course Barker was one of them, coming in at 13.4 (third-highest KPM recorded this season). Barker is always accurate, but at times he doesn’t make cornholes at the rate of some other top players in the league. Tonight? He had it all working. He sank 0.70 cornholes per round, shot an incredible 76% and scored 4.4 gross points per round.

Barker was a beast, as evidenced by his stats, and also a killer. He dropped a 10-point round on Coach Mike (poor Coach, he was also the recipient of Adam’s 10-point round) in round 6 of Game 11, winning that round 10-0. Interestingly, Barker went 3-2 and all three wins occurred when partnering with JV – he was 0-2 without JV. So, can Barker win without JV as his partner? I wouldn’t test that theory if I were any of you.

Thanks to his 13.4 KPM, Barker has climbed from #8 to #6 in the Power Rankings with a 10.8 cumulative KPM. Think about this for a moment – our Preseason Kick-Off Champions, Barker and JV, are currently ranked #6 and #10, respectively, in the Power Rankings. If that isn’t an indicator of how deeply talented LEG is, I don’t know what is.

KP – Thanks to KP, we have a new KPM record. Previously Galz held that honor when he posted 14.7 KPM in week 6. This week KP recorded 15.0, which is pretty incredible considering he did it without a 10 or 12-point round.

He was remarkably consistent at 67% accuracy. Normally KP doesn’t knock down cornholes at a high clip, but this week he was an animal. He averaged 1.06 cornholes per round this week (in other words, 1 in every 4 tosses went in the hole), and when combined with his accuracy he scored 4.8 gross points per round.

His great numbers also helped him to a 5-2 record. Here is the interesting thing about KP’s performance – yes, he was great when you crunch the individual statistics. But, his head-to-head match-ups were strangely close all night:

  • Outscored Adam, 66-46
  • Outscored by Barker, 61-58
  • Outscored Justin, 42-36
  • Outscored JV, 87-83

Other than the head-to-head with Adam, all others were extremely close, which is a fantastic indicator of how good the other guys were on this night. KP’s 15.0 KPM looks great on paper, and certainly looks much higher than the other guys (Barker – 13.4, Adam – 12.4, Justin – 12.2, and JV – 10.8), but all these phenomenal players elevate their game when playing head-to-head.

Week 11 was the Week of the Year, and the 8 players who participated witnessed something special.

2018 Week 10 Recap

BEVERLY HILLS, MICHIGAN – Last week we talked about Brendan and Paul’s quest for the first 10 KPM of their career. That chase continued in week 10, with both players hungry to record a double digit KPM.

Brendan and Paul both got off to slow starts, struggling with accuracy and low cornhole rates in the first few games, including a Game 4 partnership when they faced off against Galz and JV. Brendan and Paul combined to average only 1.9 gross points per round (2.2 for Brendan, and 1.6 for Paul) while squeaking out 19 total gross points (11 for Brendan, and 8 for Paul) in a 21-1 loss to Galz and JV. Brendan outscored JV, 2-1, in the first frame to give his team a 1-0 lead, only to watch the Galz and JV freight train reel off 21 unanswered points to win the game in dominating fashion.

In Game 5 these guys started to turn things around. Paul partnered with his nemesis, JV, to face Brendan and KP. Paul and JV dominated the game, winning 21-8, with Paul leading the way by scoring the most gross points in the game (39, in just 7 rounds) and outscored Brendan head-to-head, 39-29. Paul averaged a RIDICULOUS 5.57 gross points per round, helped by his 8 total cornholes (good for 1.14 cornholes per round). Although Brendan lost the head-to-head match-up with Paul, he still had the second-highest gross points for the game (29) and averaged an excellent 4.1 gross points per round while sinking 6 total cornholes for the game.

This head-to-head match-up seemed to be exactly what the doctor ordered, which ignited both players for the rest of the night. They closed their night by partnering again in Game 7 in a showdown with Coach Mike and JV, which is this week’s Game of the Night. Coach Mike asked for the head-to-head match-up with the young buck, Brendan, pitting familiar foes head-to-head at the other end (JV and Paul).

Coach immediately took the student to school, outscoring Brendan 4-3 in the bottom of the first round, tying the game, 1–1, after Paul took an early 1-0 advantage over JV to start the game.

The slow, sleepy start didn’t linger long. Paul and Brendan both outscored their opponents 4-2 in the second round, stretching their lead to 5-1. In the third, Brendan gave Coach a lesson of his own by draining a cornhole and scoring the remaining three bags to throw a 6-1 gut punch. In the blink of an eye, Paul and Brendan ripped off 10 unanswered points to claim a 10-1 lead.

The fourth round was critical for Coach and JV. Down 10-1 with their opponents heating up, they needed an answer. JV blanked Paul 4-0 in the top of the fourth and Coach delivered a 4-1 silencer in the bottom of the frame, closing the gap to 10-8. The next few rounds were nip and tuck, each team adding a couple points to make the game 12-10 after six rounds.

In the top of the seventh, Paul added two more points by outscoring JV 4-2, providing a bit more separation, 14-10. In the bottom of the eighth Brendan nailed a cornhole and an extra point on the board enroute to a 4-1 lead over Coach, making the game 17-10.

Just like earlier in the game, Coach and JV needed to dig deep and respond. Coach clawed back to gain one point in the ninth, while JV matched cornholes with Paul to cancel Paul’s points, keeping his team alive and handing the reigns to Coach Mike.

In the 10th round, down 17-11, JV had to exorcise his Paul demons. He did exactly that, going 4-4 and edging Paul, 4-3 to continue chipping away at the lead, which was now down to 17-12. Coach answered JV’s prayers in a big way in the bottom of the 10th. He dropped two cornholes and scored points on his remaining two bags to score 8 gross points, while Brendan could only manage 3 gross points of his own. Coach sent a powerful message to the young rookie, letting him know it ain’t easy closing matches in LEG. Coach’s 5 point advantage tied the game 17-17, and he needed his partner to overcome his 2018-long mental struggle in matches against Paul. Quick side note – Paul has a cumulative head-to-head advantage over JV this year, outscoring him 172-156, including 112-93 during week 10.

In the top of the 11th round, JV’s burning desire to crush Paul was evident. He was laser focused, teeth clenched, ready to take him down. Unfortunately for JV, his game wasn’t good enough and Paul’s was. Paul dropped a cornhole and two more points to outscore JV, 5-3, and give his team the 19-17 lead.

With the pressure mounting, Coach Mike held a 3-2 advantage in the bottom of the 11th round, closing his team withtin 19-18 with one bag left to throw. A cornhole would win the game, 21-19, and everyone knows Coach wanted to drive the final stake through his opponents’ heart. His final back-handed taint tickler was aggressive (would you expect anything else?), at the hole and just missed dropping for the win. Instead, it came to rest on the board, still giving Coach and JV life, tying the game 19-19.

Once again, it was JV vs. Paul, game on the line. This time JV drew even with Paul, 2-2, and breathed a sigh of relief knowing the game was in Coach’s hands. Brendan ended that relief quickly.

  • Coach first throw – missed the board
  • Brendan first throw – cornhole
  • Coach second throw – missed the board
  • Brendan second throw – on the board

With two bags remaining, Coach faced an enormous 4-0 deficit. His third throw missed the board again, and now his only hope to keep the game alive was for Brendan to miss his last two bags and Coach needed to drain a three pointer on his final throw. The rookie was a stone cold killer, swishing a cornhole on his third bag for a 7-0 advantage, clinching the game.

Coach missed his final bag, and Brendan chased a cornhole on his final throw for good measure. He came up short of the hole, missing a 10-point round, but posted an 8-0 knockout punch to win a 12 round heavyweight fight, 21-19.

Brendan’s 8-0 final round to win the game is this week’s Mushroom Stamp Moment, Brendan’s first of his young career. Congratulations to Brendan on the MSM, and on the clutch performance against one of the league’s grizzly veterans.

Brendan’s final game, and his MSM performance also helped him reach 10.0 KPM! Had he scored 6 points in the final round, he would have landed at 9.9 KPM. That’s how little room for error Brendan had, which is even more clutch he pulled it off.

News and Notes:

  • Brendan capped off a great night with the MSM, and earned a 10.0 KPM while going 4-2 overall and shooting 57%. He jumped from #9 in the Power Rankings to #7, and will end his 2018 campaign in style. Unfortunately Brendan is headed back to Tuscaloosa to finish school, but we all look forward to his return to Michigan and LEG.
  • Paul made a hell of a run at the 10 KPM for the second straight week, but once again finished just short. He ended his night at 9.8, which is nothing to be ashamed of, and finished with a career-high 61% accuracy (good for second-best on the night, JV was tops at 62%). The only thing that held Paul back from his goal was a low cornhole rate, which was 0.43 per round. Paul is starting to hit another gear in the second half of the season.
  • Erik played only one game, and won it. He also had one of his more accurate nights of the season, hitting on 50% of his throws. Erik scored just one cornhole in the game he played, which drove his KPM down significantly, landing at 6.2. However, he did record two footsnags, bringing him within 13 of Adam, who is our league leader (Adam leads 35-22).
  • Coach Mike and Bushie spent most of their time playing and talking with Carol and Alex, our honorary guests. Bushie only played one regulation game, which was not a good one. He finished with a 4.7 KPM because of the rust and inaccuracy from only playing once in the last three weeks. Coach Mike finished 0-3 with a 7.0 KPM on 40% shooting, one of his worst nights of the year.
  • JV had a very accurate night, shooting 62%, but he couldn’t get anything to go in the hole. His 0.26 cornholes per round was unusually low, but the fact that he still averaged 3.0 gross points per round was impressive despite the cornhole rate. His 8.7 KPM and 4-3 record won’t wow anyone, but it was mostly driven by the low cornhole rate.
  • Galz did what Galz does – 3-1 record, 12.9 KPM, 58% accuracy, 0.90 cornholes per round, and 4.1 gross points per round. He stayed at #2 in the Power Rankings, but continues to gain on #1 Tony despite the fact that Tony doesn’t play. Tony set the bar high, at 12.5 KPM, and Galz is like Tiger Woods in his prime, chasing everyone down. Galz cumulative KPM is 12.1 and he’s as hot as ever. It’s going to be exciting to see if Galz can overtake Tony for the #1 spot before the end of the regular season.
  • KP had an odd night, which sums up his entire season. His KPM was 13.3, which is his season-high and second highest in the league this year. But, he experimented with a new throw, which resulted in low accuracy (56%) and a 1-2 record. He did score more cornholes (0.96 per round, best on the night) and gross points (4.2 gross points per round, also best on the night), which aided his high KPM. But KP can’t find consistent confidence or results. With the 2018 Postseason Tournament quickly approaching, KP has to find his game or risks starting the first 3 seasons without a championship.

2018 Week 9 Recap

BEVERLY HILLS, MICHIGAN – KPM. Kornhole Power Metric. King Puzzy Masher. Kurtis Peters Meter. It’s been called many names, but no matter your definition it has become an obsession in the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

The KPM is a composite metric used to evaluate how talented the players are. It considers a player’s accuracy, cornholes per round and gross points per round, all of which are the key statistical measures of how effectively one plays the game. Wins and losses can be skewed based on partner and opponent combinations, so the KPM has become the basis for LEG Power Rankings.

The general gold standard for a “great night” is a KPM of 10 or better, which means a player would average 3.20 gross points per round, 55% accuracy and 0.58 cornholes per round.

Through the first eight weeks of the 2018 season, only different eight players have recorded a KPM of 10 or better. In week 9, Paul was hungry to become the ninth different player to reach double digits, while Brendan Bush made his rookie debut this week and wanted to prove capable of making a big splash.

Paul played very well all night long, and even pushed his KPM above 10 at various points of the evening. However, a few late stumbles in his last few games caused him to finish at 9.8 KPM on the night, with 3.2 gross points per round, 55% accuracy and 0.53 cornholes per round (just shy of the standard 0.58 needed to reach 10.0 KPM).

Brendan’s LEG introduction was a bit rough, losing his first two games 21-7 and 21-4, respectively. But Brendan showed fight you’d expect from an Alabama Crimson Tide, battling back to win six of his last eight games to finish the night at 6-4. He was also very accurate, shooting 62%, averaged 3.3 gross points per round and 0.39 cornholes per round. His low cornhole rate held him back from reaching a KPM of 10, but his 9.6 KPM was excellent, especially in his rookie debut.

These two also partnered in Game 8, playing JV and Bushie. Down 8-1 after the top of the third round, Paul and Brendan went on an amazing 20-0 run over the next two rounds to win the game 21-8. They dominated, led by Paul crushing Bushie 15-3 during that span and Brendan smothering JV, 12-4.

Brendan was also featured in the Game of the Night, partnering with Galz to battle Adam and Joe in Game 6. The head-to-head matchups were Brendan vs. Joe and Galz vs. Adam. This one proved to be a marathon, taking 13 rounds to determine a winner. Adam carried his team early on, getting the best of Galz through the first four rounds, outscoring him 18-14. On the other end, Brendan shouldered the scoring burden by outscoring Joe 14-8 through four rounds and accounted for all nine of his team’s points, leading to a 9-7 advantage.

In the top of the fifth round Galz broke things open against Adam, draining two cornholes and adding another bag on the board for 7 gross points, while Adam could only muster 2 points. Galz gave his team a 14-7 lead and turned it over to Brendan who got the best of Joe, 5-4, making the game 15-7. However, something very interesting happened in the bottom of the fifth round – despite getting outscored 5-4, Joe seemed to find a rhythm and confidence. He dunked a cornhole in true Joe fashion, scored another bag on the board, and had his other two throws narrowly miss cornholes before sliding off the board. This development was a big turning point in the game.

During rounds six through nine, Joe helped his team claw back by elevating his game and gaining 3 points, including rounds of: 3-3, 3-1, 3-2, and 4-4 against Brendan. On the other side, Adam and Galz were in a classic dogfight, with Adam getting the best of Galz, 15-13. During this key stretch, Joe and Adam went on a 6-1 run to shrink their deficit to 16-13.

In the 10th, Adam notched another point while Galz struggled to score just one bag. Joe again drew even with Brendan, making the score 16-14. Things went wild in the 11th round when Adam dropped three cornholes on Galz, outscoring him 9-4 and giving his team a huge momentum shift and 19-16 lead. After a slow start, Joe and Adam put together an incredible 12-2 run against two of the better players on this night.

Brendan showed great composure for a rookie. He hadn’t outscored Joe in six rounds and his team was on the verge of a devastating loss after building a big lead. Brendan put three bags on the board in the bottom of the 11th, which added one more point for his team, making it 19-17.

Galz netted two cornholes in the 12th en route to a 7-point round, meanwhile Adam scored three of his throws, including a cornhole, but could only score 5 points and gave up 2 to Galz. The score was now tied, 19-19 going to the bottom of the 12th round.

For the second straight round Brendan’s composure resembled that of a league veteran. He scored two of his first three bags, while Joe missed his first three shots. Each player had one bag remaining, and Brendan had given his team a 21-19 lead to this point. Joe needed to score on his last throw to keep the game alive, and fired an airmail cornhole to swing the score in his favor, 3-2. Brendan had a chance to win the game with a cornhole on his final throw, or cancel Joe’s advantage with one point. He could do neither, missing the board and shaking his head in disgust at the opportunity he had just missed. Joe’s Italian balls were enormous on that final throw. Down 21-19 and needing points on his last throw, he turns a potential game-ending deficit into a 20-19 lead for his team. Absolutely clutch stuff from Joe in this game.

In the top of the 13th round, things turned back over to the #2 and #5 ranked players in the league, Galz and Adam, respectively. Galz is known for rising to the occasion when his back is against the wall. Adam, a great player, hasn’t proven to be consistent in a similar position.

When Adam’s opening throw missed the board, everyone saw Galz licking his chops. Sure enough, cornhole for Galz to kick-off his round. Adam found the board on his second throw, but still faced an uphill battle when Galz also registered a point on his second bag, keeping his advantage at 4-1 through two bags.

Adam needed something big on his third toss and dropped a cornhole to even the scoring at 4-4. Galz silenced his opponent with 3 points on his third throw, claiming a 7-4 advantage. One point on his final through was not going to be enough to extend the game, so Adam played aggressively for a cornhole. He missed, and that secured a 21-20 victory for Galz and Brendan. Galz swung for the fences on his last bag, going for a 10-point round since the game was over. He missed, but was still clutch enough to close the win. It was a long, epic game. Adam, despite the loss, did outscore Galz 55-53 in gross points, while both players dropped 11 cornholes. Brendan ended up outscoring Joe, 36-32, for the game thanks largely to his hot start in the first four rounds. Joe was incredible through the last nine rounds, keeping his team in the game with 6 cornholes.

The week 9 Mushroom Stamp Moment goes to Bushie for his clutch and overpowering performance in Game 3. His team already had a commanding 16-4 lead, and Bushie ensured there would be no comeback when he dropped a 10-point round on JV, outscoring him 10-0 and winning the game. It’s Bushie’s fourth 10-point round in the last three weeks, and it helped him average 3.63 gross points per game in the Game 3 win. Congratulations to Bushie for earning the week 9 MSM.

News and Notes:

  • Galz was a monster, scoring 4.2 gross points per round, hitting on 63% of his shots, sinking cornholes at 0.84 per round, and recording three 10-point rounds this week while posting a 13.0 KPM (best of the night). He finished the night 7-4 and retains the #2 spot in the Power Rankings.
  • Somehow Adam went 6-6 overall, which is mystifying considering his 11.6 KPM, 66% accuracy and 3.8 gross points per round. He did lose some heartbreakers, 21-20, 21-17, 21-16 and 21-15. Adam was the most accurate player this week and had the second-highest KPM while adding 3 footsnags.
  • KP tinkered with his throw, which created bouts of inconsistency, including the opening game of the night when he went head-to-head with Galz and was manhandled 28-8 in just eight rounds. Galz played well, including winning the game with a 10-2 round. However, KP averaged just 1.3 gross points per round in the game, a truly mind-numbing statistic. He rallied to shoot 60%, score 3.7 gross points per round, knocked in 0.66 cornholes per round, recorded two 10-point rounds, and posted an 11.4 KPM while going 6-3 overall.
  • JV was very accurate this week, shooting 64%, which helped him to a 10.4 KPM. JV was also clutch in several moments this week, including Game 2 when he was head-to-head with Adam and blew the game open in round 4. JV and Galz held a 6-4 lead going into the bottom of the fourth round when JV turned up the heat. JV had a 7-4 advantage after three throws from each player, then Adam missed his final toss. JV’s strategy on his fourth throw was to hit a cornhole while also dragging a second bag into the hole. JV executed perfectly, pushing one bag in as his fourth throw also went in the hole. He gave a Tiger Woods-esque fist pump to celebrate his 10-point round, upping the score to 12-4. He and Galz ended the game just 1.5 rounds later, 21-4. In Game 4, JV and Brendan found themselves in a tight, 20-17, match against Adam and Paul. JV appeared to have closed the game, leading 2-0 over Adam with just one throw remaining for each player. Adam made a clutch cornhole on his final throw to take a 3-2 advantage and seemingly close the game to 20-18. Mr. Clutch (JV) didn’t allow the celebration to last long. He fired his final shot into the hole to reclaim a 5-3 lead and give his team the 21-17 win. For the second time in two games, JV had ripped Adam’s heart out.
  • Paul’s quest for a 10 KPM fell short, but he still had a fantastic night. He scored his first 10-point round of the season, shots 55%, and scored 3.2 gross points per round while going 5-7 overall. He moved up in the Power Rankings from #14 to #13.
  • Brendan made an impressive rookie splash with his 6-4 record, 62% accuracy and 9.6 KPM. He debuts at #9 in the Power Rankings, ahead of talented players like Justin, Coach Mike, Bushie and Paul, and just behind Preseason Kick-Off Champions, JV and Barker.
  • Bushie had a solid night, including one of his more accurate performances in recent weeks (52%). Bushie wasn’t making cornholes at a high clip (only 0.38 per round), which hurt him a bit. Bushie wasn’t happy with his 2-6 record, but he ended the night with a very solid 8.5 KPM, a 10-point round (his fourth of the season) and this week’s Mushroom Stamp Moment.
  • Joe had his best night of the season, and maybe of his career, earning a 7.0 KPM on 40% shooting. Joe was an integral part of almost pulling an upset in the Game of the Night, and he showed up in key moments with clutch throws. Joe’s game continues to improve every time he shows up, he just needs to find a bit more consistency for his game to take the next step.

2018 Singles Tournament Recap – Who is the Best Player in the League?

NOVI, MICHIGAN – Saturday’s Singles Tournament marked a historic moment for LEG, and a possible changing of the guard. Thirteen players arrived in Novi, hungry to claim the Singles Championship Belt and honor of being named the best player in the league. The talent pool and competition was incredible, and the Loser’s and Double Loser’s Bracket was an absolute gauntlet of heavyweights vying to remain alive in the tourney.

But in the end, two men survived the triple elimination royal rumble and stood nose to nose for the title. The likely 2018 Rookie of the Year, Galz, aimed to flip the league balance of power from the OG, Nick. Their paths to the finals couldn’t have been more different – after receiving an opening round bye thanks to earning the #3 seed, Galz lost his first match of the day in round 2 when 6-seeded Barker dropped a hammer on him, 21-8.

Galz immediately dropped to the Loser’s Bracket, which is never a good situation to be in. He handled the adversity by winning three straight matches over 12-seeded Jason (21-10), 9-seeded Coach Mike (21-9) and 8-seeded Justin (via forfeit, 21-20). He earned a rematch with Barker, who was ousted from the Winner’s Bracket by 2-seeded Nick (21-3) and survived a Loser’s Bracket match with 1-seeded Tony (21-19). Barker once again proved to be Galz’s kryptonite, manhandling him 21-3 and sending him to the Double Loser’s Bracket with no margin for error.

Galz had to win three straight games just to get to the championship match! In his first Double Loser’s Bracket match he faced KP, and faced a 16-13 deficit late in the game. Galz was cool under pressure, closing the game with an 8-0 run and a 21-16 win. He then beat Adam in a nail-biter, 21-17, and once again had a showdown with Barker, this time in an elimination game in the semifinals.

After getting blown out in the first two matches against Barker, Galz shed his glass chin and finally exchanged blows with Barker. Maybe closing the two previous games against KP and Adam gave him the confidence he needed, or maybe he finally found his rhythm. Nonetheless, Galz again surged late in the match and eliminated Barker from the tournament, beating him in another great match, 21-18.

While Galz battled for his life in the Loser’s and Double Loser’s Brackets, you would never know Nick hadn’t played since September 2017. He also earned a first round bye and then crushed 10-seeded Paul in round 2 (21-4), smacked Barker (21-3) and gave Adam the Dikembe Mutombo finger wag (21-14) to advance to the quarterfinals. Nick has been here before. He’s a prior champion, and he knows the key to surviving these tournaments is to avoid the Loser’s Bracket as long as possible.

In the quarterfinals, Nick awaited Barker, who had made a run through the Loser’s Bracket after his initial loss to Nick. Barker, also a LEG legend and savvy tournament player, let the lion out of the cage against Nick. He jumped on him from the beginning, holding a 10-0 lead and never took his foot off Nick’s throat. Barker dominated the game, winning 21-11 and dealt Nick his first loss of the tournament.

Barker’s reward? An immediate rematch with Nick in the semifinals with a berth to the championship on the line. There’s an old saying in Tennessee – I know it’s in Texas, probably also in Tennessee – that says, ‘Fool me once, shame on…shame on you. Fool me – you can’t get fooled again.’

Nick was fooled once, but wasn’t getting fooled again. The semifinal match with Barker was never in doubt, and the observers almost got what they’ve all wanted for years – for Barker to be bunrun and get naked. Ok, so maybe only KP has voiced his desire for this, but everyone thinks it. Anyway, Nick crushed Barker 21-1 and skipped on his merrily way to the finals.

Don’t worry, we’ll get back to the championship slugfest between Nick and Galz, but for now let’s touch on some of the other great parts of the tournament.

Winner’s Bracket Upsets

The Winner’s Bracket featured several incredible upsets, which is further evidence of the deep pool of talent in this league.

  • Round 1 – Paul (10 seed) beat JV (7 seed) 21-10 – this is one KP had predicted, and several people were rooting for once the game was underway. These two guys have a long history of talking shit to each other, and were also head-to-head when one
    Lebron, Melo, Ricky Rozay, Kevin Hart, Kanye and Kobe react to Paul’s opening round stunner over JV.

    of the most historic moments happened…JV shit his pants (refer to the 2017 Week 6 Recap for details). This 7-10 matchup was intriguing, intense and didn’t disappoint. The crowd turned on JV, rooting for the underdog like a full arena during the NCAA tournament. Paul completed the upset, pissed JV off and sent him packing to the Loser’s Bracket.

  • Round 2 – Justin (8 seed) beat Tony (1 seed) 21-19 – after Justin knocked off 9-seeded Coach Mike, 21-16, in the opening round, he earned a date with Tony. Justin was coming off a red-hot week 8 where he posted a 9.9 KPM and hit 61% of his shots. Tony showed up fat and sassy as the 1 seed and assumed he’d roll through his second-round opponent. Justin was having no part in laying down, and he welcomed the challenge of facing the top seed early in the tournament. Justin was excellent early, and weathered a late run from Tony to win the game 21-19.
  • Round 2 – Adam (5 seed) beat KP (4 seed) 21-20 – Adam and KP had some opening round struggles, but still advanced to form one of the most enticing second round matches. Both guys seemed to let the pressure of the tournament affect their play, as neither of them looked like their “normal” selves. KP seemed to find his game late, building a 20-13 lead and was on the verge of advancing to face Justin. But Adam can hit cornholes in bunches, so no game is ever out of reach. He hit KP with a flurry of good rounds, and KP could never find that one last point he needed. Adam closed the game with an 8-0 run and sent KP to the Loser’s Bracket carrying the sorrow of a 21-20 collapse.
  • Round 2 – Barker (6 seed) beat Galz (3 seed) 21-8 – Barker only knows success in LEG tournaments. In the prior 4 LEG tournaments, Barker has led his team to the following finishes:
    • 2016 Postseason Tournament – Runner-Up
    • 2017 Preseason Kick-Off Tournament – Semifinalist
    • 2017 Postseason Tournament – Runner-Up
    • 2018 Preseason Kick-Off Tournament – Champion

Meanwhile, Galz is playing in his rookie season and his only prior tournament experience was in the 2018 Preseason Kick-Off where his Los Tres Amigos squad struggled to gain momentum. The experience differential was evident, as Barker took it to Galz all game long and finished the upset in dominating fashion, 21-8.

Barker Adding to His Trophy Case?

Barker is lovable. He’s always great company, adds to the character of the group, and is the center of fun at any event. But he is to LEG as Alabama is to college football, or the New England Patriots to the NFL, or Duke to college basketball. He’s ALWAYS a contender, and in the way of the other members winning a championship. And quite frankly, it’s goddamn frustrating. But that’s the ultimate compliment. He’s an incredible player, and he elevates his play even more when hardware is on the line.

He came into this tournament as the 6 seed, and ready to wreak havoc on everyone. He barely let 11-seeded Erik breathe in the opening round, pummeling him 21-2. As already discussed, he baked Galz some humble pie in the second round, beating him 21-8.

After getting beat 21-3 by Nick, Barker ripped off an incredible run through the Loser’s Bracket that included the following unbelievable wins:

  • Beat 1-seeded Tony, 21-19
  • Beat 3-seeded Galz again, 21-3
  • Beat 5-seeded Adam, 21-10
  • Beat 2-seeded Nick, 21-11, getting revenge and giving Nick his first loss

That four-game winning streak earned him an immediate rematch with Nick in the semifinals, where Nick handled his business and forced Barker to the Double Loser’s Bracket for the semifinal elimination game against Galz.

As previously mentioned, Galz finally found a way to beat Barker in the third matchup between the two heavy weights. Galz eliminated Barker in a thriller, 21-18, and advanced to the championship to play Nick.

Even though Barker didn’t win the Singles title, or get to the championship, he showed the type of championship pedigree we all expect from him. When analyzing Barker’s run, nobody came close to having as difficult of a tournament as he did, and he still almost won the whole damn thing.

He played the following slate:

  • 11 seed
  • 3 seed (three times)
  • 2 seed (three times)
  • 1 seed
  • 5 seed

Barker played 9 games on the day, including 6 combined against the two guys who played in the championship match. He finished 6-3 overall with a semifinal appearance and went 3-3 against the two championship contenders (2-1 against Galz and 1-2 against Nick).

Barker couldn’t add any hardware to his trophy case on this day. But he sent a message loud and clear to the rest of the league. He ain’t going anywhere.

Justin Showed Promise

Justin, another 2018 LEG rookie, looked like a seasoned veteran early on, beating Coach Mike, 21-16, in the 8-9 matchup and then taking down the top seed, Tony, 21-19. The way he pounced on Tony early and had enough composure to close him out was extremely impressive.

Justin couldn’t overcome Adam in the third round, losing 21-15 and was sent to the Loser’s Bracket. Unfortunately, Justin had family obligations and had to leave the tournament, which resulted in him forfeiting his last two matchups.

Had he stayed, he would have faced Galz in the Loser’s Bracket with a chance to advance. His final loss was against KP in the Double Loser’s Bracket because of a forfeit. Had Justin stayed, he would have had a major impact on how the tournament played out.

Justin gained some valuable experience in this tournament, which should benefit him tremendously in the 2018 Postseason Tournament.

Adam Ran Out of Gas

Adam won three straight matches in the Winner’s Bracket, including coming from behind to beat KP in the second round (21-20), and shutting down Justin’s hot streak in the third round (21-15).

Adam faced Nick in the fourth round, and battled for most of the match before finally giving way to a 21-14 victory for Nick.

There is no shame losing to Nick, but Adam could never regain his focus and it didn’t help that he had to play the best in the league to survive deep into the bracket. He lost his next two matches, 21-10 to Barker and 21-17 to Galz, and was eliminated. But Adam did things the right way, surviving the Winner’s Bracket as long as possible to avoid the cluttered mess that is the Loser’s and Double Loser’s Brackets. Ultimately, he finished just two games away from the championship by making it to the quarterfinals, and he can stash this experience in the bank for future tournaments.

JV’s a Fighter

We should already know this about JV considering he shit his pants and continued to play after doing so. But in case we needed more evidence about JV’s heart, we got it in this tournament.

After losing his opening match in an upset against arch enemy, Paul, he also lost his second match to Tony, 21-5. All the sudden it looked like JV was going to have a very short stay in this tournament.

But the 2018 Preseason Kick-Off champion found some pride and reeled off 4 straight victories, including a 21-12 rematch over Tony to eliminate the #1 seed from the tournament. After the win over Tony, JV marched on to face KP in an elimination game. All week JV talked shit to KP, including taunting him with pictures eating Jeffery Spaghetti from the Cup.

Jeffrey Spaghetti from the Cup?!?!

KP was motivated, and frustrated from his performances earlier in the day. He immediately declared victory and told Galz to get ready for their matchup after KP beats JV. It was a risky move, but KP delivered on his promise, beating JV, 21-12.

JV didn’t contend for the title in this tournament, but he certainly made noise along the way. He finished with a respectable 4-3 record after starting 0-2, and knocking out Tony was a huge shake-up to the entire bracket.

Tony’s Disappointment

Tony earned the #1 seed of the tournament by posting a 12.5 KPM thus far in the 2018 season. He had only played in four matches, going 2-2, but he scored 4.1 gross points per round and hit on 64% of his throws.

Some would argue Tony isn’t the number one player in the league, and that the 4-game sample size contributed to earning the top seed. And those people may be correct in their argument. However, it’s clear from Tony’s LEG history that he is firmly one of the top five players in the league and can beat anyone.

Unfortunately for Tony, he also showed that he can lose to anyone. He tried to salvage his tournament after the opening round upset against 8-seeded Justin. He beat JV 21-5 in the Loser’s Bracket, then advanced to play KP where he mauled him, 21-11.

Tony started to resemble a 1 seed during his two straight wins, but then ran into Barker. Barker doesn’t leave tournaments early, and he wasn’t about to let the 1 seed get in his way. The match was incredibly tight and well played, but Barker was the better player, winning 21-19.

Faced with a long road in the Double Loser’s Bracket, Tony attempted to regain focus with a rematch against JV, whom he had just beaten soundly, 21-5. JV’s will to win and championship mettle was too much, as he ended Tony’s day, beating him 21-12.

Tony’s day as the 1 seed was over quickly, without sniffing the championship belt.

KP Struggles

KP came into this tournament as the 4 seed, and recently had a great week 8. But he has battled inconsistency all season, and this tournament was no different. He won his opener against 13-seeded Mike, but was sloppy doing it.

In the second round he held a 20-13 lead over 5-seeded Adam, but couldn’t close the game. Adam came from behind to steal a 21-20 victory. He tried to regain confidence with a 21-3 win over 11-seeded Erik in the Loser’s Bracket, but then couldn’t get anything going against Tony, losing 21-11.

KP then faced a tall task of having to play, and win, six straight games just to get to the championship. He won three in a row facing elimination, including wins over Paul (21-11), Justin (via forfeit, 21-20) and JV (21-12).

That set up a major head-to-head with Galz for KP’s fourth straight elimination game. Things looked good for a fourth straight win when KP held a 16-13 lead over Galz late in the game. But again, KP couldn’t close on this day. Galz scored 8 straight (just like Adam did in the second round win over KP) to win 21-16 and send KP home.

It’s clear KP couldn’t handle the nerves and the pressure mounting on him from five LEG tournaments and no trophies.

Toilet Bowlers

We added a unique wrinkle to this tournament, providing the first five players eliminated from the Singles Tournament the opportunity to square off in the Toilet Bowl Championship. It was cool because it guaranteed everyone a minimum of 4 games, and allowed the players to compete for a championship.

The only “chalk” aspect about the Singles Tournament was that players seeded 9 through 13 ended up being the first five eliminated and sent to the Toilet Bowl. Coach Mike (9 seed), Paul (10 seed), Erik (11 seed), Jason (12 seed) and Mike (13 seed) were eliminated from the Singles Tournament early and moved on to compete for the Toilet Bowl Championship.

  • Mike – he went 0-4 on the day, losing his first three matches of the Singles Tournament and then getting eliminated from the Toilet Bowl by Jason, 21-3. Mike had a nice moment where he made a run on JV in a Double Loser’s Bracket elimination game to close the game to 16-13 before ultimately losing 21-13.

    Jason and Mike go head-to-head (Jason won, 21-8).
  • Jason – finished the day 2-4 with his only wins coming in the Loser’s Bracket and Toilet Bowl against Mike. However, he played his opponents tough in the Singles Tournament, losing to Adam 21-12 in a game that was much closer than the score indicates, and losing to Galz 21-10. He finally bowed out of the Toilet Bowl in the semifinals against Coach Mike, losing 21-15. When you look at Jason’s opponents, there is no shame in going 2-4.
  • Erik – he struggled on this day, going 0-4. But he faced an incredible line-up of opponents who never let Erik get his head above water. He had losses to Barker (21-2), KP (21-3), and JV (21-5) before losing to Paul in the Toilet Bowl (21-14). It wasn’t his best day, but it was a good lesson for Erik – you must bring it in this league, or you’ll get beaten handily.
  • Paul – there is little doubt about the highlight of Paul’s day, which was pulling the first round upset over his rival and 7 seed, JV. Paul beat him relatively easily too, 21-10. Paul got embarrassed by Nick, 21-4, which happens to almost everyone Nick plays. In the Loser’s Bracket Paul gave Coach Mike a run for his money, losing 21-18. Paul rebounded in the Double Loser’s Bracket to beat Jason (21-7) and keep his day alive. But KP handed Paul his third loss (21-11) and sent him to the Toilet Bowl. Paul beat Erik 21-14 in the Toilet Bowl to advance to the championship against Coach Mike, where he lost another epic battle between the two players, 21-16. Paul competed his ass off, and finished with one of the best upsets of the day while going 3-4 overall.
  • Coach Mike – The 9-seeded Coach was crowned Toilet Bowl Champion after beating Jason and Paul. Prior to that, he was extremely competitive in the Singles Tournament before being eliminated. He lost a 21-16 game in the opening round to Justin, rebounded with the 21-18 win over Paul in the Loser’s Bracket before Galz handed him his second loss, 21-9. In Double Loser’s Bracket action, Coach faced JV and didn’t have enough horsepower to knock him off, losing another tough match, 21-16. Coach finished 3-3 and still won a championship. Granted, it’s not the championship he wanted, but it’s more than the other 11 players can claim.

These five guys all had great moments throughout the day. While none of them were pleased with playing in the Toilet Bowl, they should keep something in perspective – when the number one overall seed goes 2-3 and gets eliminated without threatening to compete for the championship, it’s proof that life in LEG is difficult. These guys are great competitors and will have better days ahead.

Galz vs. Nick for the Title

Back to the LEG heavy weight championship battle. Nick enters the match with the advantage, having only one loss compared to Galz having two losses. That meant Galz had to defeat Nick twice in a row to claim the LEG Singles Championship. Both guys are incredible players, but Galz faced long odds having to win two in a row against a player like Nick.

In game 1, the fireworks started. Both players were on fire…I’m talking NBA Jam level fire. We didn’t keep stats, but these guys were probably 75% accurate and were draining cornholes at a high clip. Not only that, the clutch performances from each guy were out of this world. When one player looked to be gaining an advantage with a cornhole or two, the other guy immediately answered to silence the momentum.

Epic championship match – Nick vs. Galz

Galz claimed the lead late in the match, and eight eliminated players sat on the sidelines, stunned that the tournament might come down to one final game. Galz enjoyed an 18-14 lead, but could he close it? Nick has been here many times, and he isn’t intimidated. Galz, while talented, is still a rookie and has never been in this situation before. Nick closed it to 18-16, and Galz responded to make it 20-16. Nick came right back with a 2-point advantage to make Galz sweat at 20-18. But Galz fought the nerves, tension and odds to close out game 1, 21-18 and take this championship to an epic level.

Game 2 – both players with two losses, and this game was for the championship belt and right to be called the best player in the league. Galz had slayed the dragon once. Could he do it again? Barker couldn’t endure Nick’s rematch wrath after handing him a loss. Would Galz suffer the same fate?

Once again, both players were landing sledgehammer blows to one another. Nick would win a round and seem to take control, only to have Galz battle back and tighten the game. The game was never separated by more than 3 points, and both guys stood there looking like Rocky Balboa against Ivan Drago in Rocky IV – eyes swollen shut, blood and sweat dripping from their bodies, neither guy able to take control of the match, but neither guy willing to give up either.

This was the best cornhole this league has ever seen. The talent, clutch shots, ability to handle the pressure of the moment, and all eight spectators were entertained and amazed by the level of play. The cheers, groans and shouts of amazement that came from the sidelines weren’t heard by Nick or Galz because they were so locked in.

Nick held the lead late in the match, 20-16, before Galz answered back with one point to make it 20-17. Galz needed another great round to stay alive, but was facing a 7-5 deficit on his final throw thanks to two cornholes and one on the board from Nick, compared one cornhole and two on the board from Galz. Galz is always an aggressive gambler, and his last throw was no different. One on the board would still lose him the game, so he needed a cornhole to keep the game alive, which would also close his deficit to 20-18. But Galz also knew if he could make a cornhole AND take another bag into the hole with it, he’d win the round 10-7 and tie the game at 20.

His last bag was on line and aggressively at the hole. It clipped one of the bags on the board, but couldn’t take it into the hole, and his final throw had too much heat on it as it slid off the back of the board. Nick clinched the title match, 21-17, but Galz went down swinging and the entire audience applauded the effort.

Not quite Stone Cold Steve Austin, but Nick celebrates by crushing a Coors Light

Nick is a worthy champion, and Galz would have been too. Both players played great, with Nick being consistent all day and Galz surging at the end of the tournament. As both players shook hands and congratulated each other, Barker whispered to KP, “These guys are our two best players in the league. No doubt about it.” He’s right. And I’d pair our finalists up against any ESPN competitors outdoors with a few beers, and I’ll bet the house on our guys.

This league is stronger than ever, and Nick and Galz help bring out the best in everyone.

Nick and Coach – Champion bruthas from another mutha